- Stop stealing neighbour’s Wi-Fi.
- Work out daily for like a week and a half.
- Stop talking on the second floor of the library.
- Use the less familiar of the Student Union Building’s gender-inclusive washrooms.
- Use fewer toilet paper squares.
- Brush tongue before bed.
- Resist using roommate’s milk — except maybe for cereal. And coffee.
- Refuse to buy the new $7 Starbucks coffee, Costa Rica Finca Palmilera.
- Look at reflection less often (in car windows, storefronts, etc.).
- Befriend an American.
