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2024 ins and outs

What’s in and out for the new year

From Uggs to Tylenol and Rabbits, what's in and what's out for 2024. You might want to reconsider those Uggs in your online shopping cart.
New year's resolutions

Your New Year’s Resolution based on your star sign

Time to get your New Year’s resolutions sorted out. Thankfully, I’ve already figured your resolution out for you, based on your sign.  
Astrology bus

Which bus route are you based on your sign?

Your local astrologer is back to provide an answer to a super important question: “Which Victoria bus route am I based on my zodiac sign?” 
Bidet

Why everyone should own a bidet

A bidet — for those who don’t know — is a device that sprays water. It is used for washing your business after doing your business.
Uvic Bathroom

A guide to UVic for the socially anxious

Welcome to the back of the classroom, fellow coward. It’s been a month since we’ve been twisted up by the academic torture tourniquet.
Which UVic building are you based on your astrology sign?

Which UVic building are you based on your astrology sign?

Aries is a fiery sign that is ambitious, passionate, and they tend to make confident leaders. Aries is the Business and Economics Building.
George the Peacock

Bird squabble 

I had the honour of spotting George in the quad and asking him a few questions before he began shrieking and flew away.  
Comic by Sie Douglas-Fish.

Cancelled mid-production after two seasons

Comic by Sie Douglas-Fish.

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