What’s wrong with this picture?

What’s wrong with this picture?

by | Mar 7, 2013 | Features

The Martlet’s “What’s wrong with this picture?” photo contest dealt with big issues relating to our environment and society. Summing such issues up in one photo is not an easy task, however picturesque our region may be. When selecting a winner, we looked for images...
Cyber Valentine’s messages from Grandma

Cyber Valentine’s messages from Grandma

by | Feb 14, 2013 | Humour

GRANDMA: Hi Geoffrey, How are your studies? Hope all is well and that you’ll have company on Valentine’s Day. Miss you. Love you. P.S. There is a girl who sings in my choir and I think you should meet her. Maybe I can bake some chocolate chip cookies and you can say...

A letter from Quvenzhané Wallis to her parents

by | Jan 31, 2013 | Humour

Dear Mom and Dad, I hate you. Like, so much. You have got to be the worst parents in the whole universe. I think you are the meanest most disgusting grown-ups there is. I wish there was an earthquake and your bedroom floor split open and you both slipped away to the...
Kanye West talks baby mama and new album

Kanye West talks baby mama and new album

by | Jan 24, 2013 | Humour

During a performance in December, prolific hip-hop artist Kanye West announced that the reality TV star Kim Kardashian is his “baby mama.” West recently took a flight from L.A. to Victoria to discuss not only his expected child, but also his upcoming album with the...

Bro notes: Treat her like a lady

by | Jan 17, 2013 | Humour

Hey, bro. Grab your boys. Let me guide you through the lights and the noise. Nightlife. Downtown Victoria. Here’s what’s in store for ya. Lesson number one: treat her like a lady. Now, unless I’m mistaken and you’re a total fool, you’re probably checking off the...