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Halloween costumes inspired by your astrological sign
Are you feeling indecisive about your Halloween costume? Maybe Mercury is in retrograde. Let the stars inspire your outfit instead with the Martlet’s astrological costume guide.
How to tell someone’s relationship status based on what they wear this Halloween
It can be stressful to find a costume that checks all the boxes: attractive, funny, spooky, unique –– the list goes on. We’ve compiled a list of relationship statuses with…
How to survive Thanksgiving with your politically incorrect relatives
Well, it’s that time of year again. The time of year where you take a break from all of the due-tomorrow homework assignments from your professors and sit down with…
Class participation confessional
For some, class participation is no big deal. For others like me, it's a nightmare. It’s not like we can outright refuse… Can we?
Canadian politicians can learn from Kamala’s meme-mentum
After Biden endorsed Harris as his replacement, Charli XCX lit up the Democratic party with a three-word post on X: “kamala IS brat.” Canadian politicians could learn from the way…
2024 has been the worst, and it’s all because of astrology
Have you barely made it to the end of this semester all in one piece? Has this year been a shit storm of drama and emotional turbulence? Well, you’re not…
Hell is a UVic Cluster party
The time I spent partying at UVic that fateful fall semester in 2021 is time I’ll never get back. UVic students had the devil in them, and the liquor let…
Which water bottle are you based on your astrology sign?
If you've heard about the insane Stanley cup craze, it might come as no surprise that I need to write an astrology piece on it.Our Digital Print Issue
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