Humour

Multiple-choice test scanner gains self-consciousness

As Dr. Beverly Quintal began to slip the tests from her Ethics 200 class into an automated device for assessment, the professor realized that the multiple-choice machine wasn’t processing them.

Kanye West talks baby mama and new album

M: Maybe we could talk about your upcoming album. K: The Greatest Record of All Time?

Roger Ebert reviews YouTube cat videos

"At least he does his own stunts."

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Upcoming Samsung Galaxy S models

Bro notes: Treat her like a lady

Nightlife. Downtown Victoria. Here’s what’s in store for ya. Lesson number one: treat her like a lady.

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Holidays Starbucks would be wise not to exploit for store décor

Knowing thy neighbour

Living too close and hearing too much

TransLink to slap toll on Jeff Bridges

BURNABY (CUP HUMOUR) — Despite taking heat over increasing tolls on major Lower Mainland roads in the fall of 2012, transportation giant TransLink has said that it is planning to…

Sean Bean suffers amnesia

Actor known for portraying characters who die believes himself reincarnated

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