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A-List: 5 ways to beat end of term stress

Don’t sleep Sleeping takes valuable time away from looking over your notes. You can sleep when you are dead, which will probably be after you are done your exams. Plan…

Researchers in bullying study unsure why they’re hitting themselves

This week, a team of Canadian psychologists published results from a study made to determine the root motives behind those who bully others. “

Don’t play the name game

So I forgot your name. Is it really that big of a deal? I mean the first time we met at Jackie’s party—let’s face it—we were both drunk. I’m surprised…

The 10 best mustaches in history

Note: This list adheres to a strict “No Dictators” policy It is that time of year again where a ton of guys in your classes start to look like they…

$5 million renos to compensate for smartphone use in washrooms

HUMOUR—After years of increasing line-ups for washrooms all over campus, UVic has announced plans to double the number of washroom stalls available in every building. In a highly anticipated news…

A-list: 5 ways to use old Halloween decorations

Now that the Halloween season is over, most would throw away or pack up their Halloween decorations.

Zombie support group

“Humans seem to forget that zombies are people too, we’re just undead.

Actual death at murder mystery party

HUMOUR — Victoria Police arrived on scene to a Gordon Head house late last night, after receiving complaints about a public disturbance from the neighbours. Police entered the basement suite…

A letter that’s not meant to suggest anything

Yes, it is true that you are smarter than the professor. It becomes blatantly obvious when you recite back the exact thing they just said in more . . . eloquent language.

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