HUMOUR — Victoria Police arrived on scene to a Gordon Head house late last night, after receiving complaints about a public disturbance from the neighbours. Police entered the basement suite…
Yes, it is true that you are smarter than the professor. It becomes blatantly obvious when you recite back the exact thing they just said in more . . . eloquent language.
1. MANY ITEMS GAIN HUMAN STATUS AND CAN TAKE UP SEATS This can include books, backpacks, and passengers’ lattés. 2. SEATBELTS AREN’T A CONCERN WHEN YOU ARE LARGE AND NEVER…
Yes, it’s that time of year again. After three long days without it in your living rooms, on your home pages, or guided down your throat with all the compassion…
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It’s that time of year again where you are forced to write papers about things that are stupid and meaningless totally worth your time and effort. Here are some ways…
I can’t remember the last time I saw another rabbit. I can’t even remember what a rabbit looks like. I pray that others survived the Great Purge as well, but…
This story was originally published in The Peak, SFU’s student newspaper. HUMOUR — In a move that could very well change the way in which humans deal with sanitation and…