Humour

Cyber Valentine’s messages from Grandma

GRANDMA: Hey hunny, I was just wondering if you want to come over tonight.

Four things to do when you’re alone on Valentine’s Day

For every broken heart there is a corresponding act of self-worth to forget this awful holiday.

A new breed of cougar

The cougar is a predatory animal of a territorial class found in every major Canadian habitat.

Harlem Shake (Martlet Edition)

We have a zebra unicorn on staff.

Skiing: it isn’t like riding a bicycle

Ten years ago, I fell into a tree well while skiing.

A-List: If Quentin Tarantino directed the next Star Wars film

The Jedi spirit of Mace Windu (Samuel L. Jackson) would narrate an arbitrary section of the film, but not appear in the movie.

Man lost for one year found in Cornett Building

Two young Sociology students, Mary Davidson and Erik Vold, found more than they bargained for while attempting to find their professor’s room during office hours last week.

A letter from Quvenzhané Wallis to her parents

Youngest Actress in a Leading Role nominee not allowed to attend the Oscars after-party

A-List: Questions

Can a Horcrux be created from donated blood?