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A stitch in time saves nine or maybe more

It’s no secret that I’m not a fan of exercise. The mayor regularly consults me on ways to prevent wayward youths from getting into sports, and the National Association for…

Horoscopes for very specific groups of people: Astrology for kung fu action film stars

Your kung fu should be strong for this one . . .

Stop thanking your bus driver

Dear anonymous bus driver: someone else has already done me the courtesy of vandalising the back of one of your bus seats with these words: “Stop thanking these mutant bus…

The eternal question: when to make the move?

Is it time for me to kiss you?

Protecting yourself from patrons of public transit

Simple steps to ward off unwanted social interaction on your commute

Fight November stress

A workout to get you away from academia and closer to animalism

Alberta concerned for B.C.’s well-being

A satirical and fictional report from some powerful oil tycoons

Horoscopes for very specific groups of people: This week: astrology for freestyle rappers

One verse per sign. You know how we do, son! Drop the beat, drop the beat!

The magic of Mitt

A Canadian’s love for the Republican candidate

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