Humour

Stop thanking your bus driver

Dear anonymous bus driver: someone else has already done me the courtesy of vandalising the back of one of your bus seats with these words: “Stop thanking these mutant bus…

The eternal question: when to make the move?

Is it time for me to kiss you?

Protecting yourself from patrons of public transit

Simple steps to ward off unwanted social interaction on your commute

Fight November stress

A workout to get you away from academia and closer to animalism

Alberta concerned for B.C.’s well-being

A satirical and fictional report from some powerful oil tycoons

Horoscopes for very specific groups of people: This week: astrology for freestyle rappers

One verse per sign. You know how we do, son! Drop the beat, drop the beat!

The magic of Mitt

A Canadian’s love for the Republican candidate

364 days until Halloween

Cry away your monster makeup. Wallow through your sugar hangover. It’s time to take a black or orange marker to your calendar — let it squeak in sadness — and…

Minimum wage at a Mexican restaurant

A bald man entered. I asked if he would like rice and beans or a salad with his meal.