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Settlers must go home, initiate Back-to-Europe movement
Photo by Skylar MacKinley Dearest Reader, Unless you happen to possess the situational awareness of the average 20-something stand-up comedian five seconds into his first set and 10 seconds from the proverbial shepherd’s crook, you have observed the ongoing conflict...
DEAREST READER | An association must be founded to give voice to dejected single people
Design by Skylar MacKinley Dearest Reader, At time of writing, Valentine’s Day has very nearly unleashed itself upon millions of unsuspecting Hallmark recipients, and by the date of your reading, countless more chocolates will have been received, emergency backup...
All public bathrooms must be banned to ensure true gender neutrality
Photo by Skylar MacKinley Dearest Reader, Were I more devotedly involved in the other areas of this publication’s assemblage and copy editing, I would doubtless warrant that the preceding pages are awash in progressive wisdom, such that little more on the subjects of...
Western nations must train Gen-Z soldiers for the era of meme warfare
Dearest Reader, One-hundred-six years ago, the untimely assassination of an Austrian royal, indeed chiefly celebrated by history for his death (especially if one happens to be a Yugoslav nationalist), ushered in a new kind of global conflict. Eighty-one years ago,...Our Digital Print Issue
