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In the kingdom of the coronavirus, the social outcast is king

In the kingdom of the coronavirus, the social outcast is king

by Aaron Stefik | Apr 7, 2020 | Dearest Reader, Humour

Dearest Reader, Via the magic of the internet and limited hardcopy distribution in this troubled age of plague and isolation, I am pleased to welcome myself into your home or whatever other suitably isolated domicile you find yourself occupying. Should anybody be...
Settlers must go home, initiate Back-to-Europe movement

Settlers must go home, initiate Back-to-Europe movement

by Aaron Stefik | Mar 4, 2020 | Dearest Reader, Humour

Photo by Skylar MacKinley Dearest Reader, Unless you happen to possess the situational awareness of the average 20-something stand-up comedian five seconds into his first set and 10 seconds from the proverbial shepherd’s crook, you have observed the ongoing conflict...
DEAREST READER | An association must be founded to give voice to dejected single people

DEAREST READER | An association must be founded to give voice to dejected single people

by Aaron Stefik | Feb 24, 2020 | Dearest Reader, Humour

Design by Skylar MacKinley Dearest Reader, At time of writing, Valentine’s Day has very nearly unleashed itself upon millions of unsuspecting Hallmark recipients, and by the date of your reading, countless more chocolates will have been received, emergency backup...
All public bathrooms must be banned to ensure true gender neutrality

All public bathrooms must be banned to ensure true gender neutrality

by Aaron Stefik | Feb 10, 2020 | Dearest Reader, Humour

Photo by Skylar MacKinley Dearest Reader, Were I more devotedly involved in the other areas of this publication’s assemblage and copy editing, I would doubtless warrant that the preceding pages are awash in progressive wisdom, such that little more on the subjects of...
In the kingdom of the coronavirus, the social outcast is king

Western nations must train Gen-Z soldiers for the era of meme warfare

by Aaron Stefik | Jan 27, 2020 | Dearest Reader, Humour

Dearest Reader, One-hundred-six years ago, the untimely assassination of an Austrian royal, indeed chiefly celebrated by history for his death (especially if one happens to be a Yugoslav nationalist), ushered in a new kind of global conflict. Eighty-one years ago,...
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