} March 23, 2023
UVic should hold competitive study events, see who can ruin their health the fastest
Dearest Reader, Once more do we find ourselves on the other side of a semester; the last hill taken, and a few blurry weeks of eggnog, weight gain, and the pestering of a dozen blearily-remembered relatives stand between us and our return to the trenches. At the time...
Health- and planet-conscious students must eat only wild plants, demand vegan gravity
Dearest Reader, That our unhappy race has inexorably altered our little blue dot of a home-world by machinations for our own glory, expansion, and luxury is now beyond the dispute of all but the most willfully unobservant. Since this revelation, the era of...
University should improve fundraising efforts, shake down students for cash
Dearest Reader, I was recently privy to the story of a certain UVic alumnus who expressed dissatisfaction at a call from his alma mater requesting the generosity of a donation. As textbook and tuition costs for the previous four years of this young man’s life had...
