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Downtrodden folk suffering under rental crisis should try being born into wealth

Downtrodden folk suffering under rental crisis should try being born into wealth

by Aaron Stefik | Jan 13, 2020 | Dearest Reader, Humour

Dearest Reader, I congratulate you on making it to the final page of an issue specializing in what many have found a dour and depressing subject, if indeed one of concern to so many of us. Unless of course you have flicked idly to this section like some sort of...
Downtrodden folk suffering under rental crisis should try being born into wealth

UVic should hold competitive study events, see who can ruin their health the fastest

by Aaron Stefik | Dec 11, 2019 | Humour

Dearest Reader, Once more do we find ourselves on the other side of a semester; the last hill taken, and a few blurry weeks of eggnog, weight gain, and the pestering of a dozen blearily-remembered relatives stand between us and our return to the trenches. At the time...
Downtrodden folk suffering under rental crisis should try being born into wealth

Health- and planet-conscious students must eat only wild plants, demand vegan gravity

by Aaron Stefik | Dec 2, 2019 | Humour

Dearest Reader, That our unhappy race has inexorably altered our little blue dot of a home-world by machinations for our own glory, expansion, and luxury is now beyond the dispute of all but the most willfully unobservant. Since this revelation, the era of...
Downtrodden folk suffering under rental crisis should try being born into wealth

University should improve fundraising efforts, shake down students for cash

by Aaron Stefik | Nov 14, 2019 | Humour, Stories | Satire

Dearest Reader, I was recently privy to the story of a certain UVic alumnus who expressed dissatisfaction at a call from his alma mater requesting the generosity of a donation. As textbook and tuition costs for the previous four years of this young man’s life had...
Downtrodden folk suffering under rental crisis should try being born into wealth

DEAREST READER | A proclamation of the foundation of the Church of Latter-Day Students

by Aaron Stefik | Oct 31, 2019 | Humour

In this age of uncertainty and confusion, we must ask ourselves certain questions Dearest Reader, Well known is the cosmopolitan and multi-faith character of our fine university’s student body. Indeed, most are familiar with the institution’s Interfaith Chapel,...
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