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Michael Phelps behind maple syrup heist
At the end of August, the Dow Jones Industrial Average steadily climbed. The NASDAQ enjoyed increases, and the projected cost of maple syrup surged. On Aug. 31, a reported $30 million of sirop d’érable was stolen from a warehouse in St-Louis-de-Blandford, Quebec. The...Horoscopes For Very Specific Groups of People: Astrology for Kanye West
Aries (March 21 – April 19) Transportation will be a concern this week. Yes, you should buy another Lamborghini Mercy. You’ve earned it, K. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) Self-doubt may rear its ugly head this week, but that’s OK! If you’re ever feeling like you’re not...The full-faced fury of beard-dignation
My beard isn’t that much fun to play with down under, I’ve come to learn — and I’m not talking about the South Pacific. I’m talking about my chin and below. It’s a wiry, tangled mess. It tugs at my skin when I try to comb my fingers through its knots. Uneven strands...Growing pains: There’s no shame in shame
Shame is a powerful tool. But rejecting the benefits of shame is a mistake, because it’s a fundamental part of culture that helps us set a standard for our behaviour. Most kids go through that phase where they should really start showering regularly, or brushing...Our Digital Print Issue
