} March 6, 2025
Where, oh where, are the gays to go out?
A Victoria night-out survival guide for when U-Haul Night is full The other night, I — a gay — tried to attend the glorious sapphic event, “U-Haul Night,” at the Vicious Poodle downtown. With a U-Haul moving truck ceremoniously parked across the street (we’ll never...
Lesbian dating apps are a barren wasteland
Helloooo… is anybody there? I’m beginning to think that falling in love with your best friend is truly the only way to get into a relationship as a lesbian. Everyone wants to talk about how organized lesbians are. Like: “Oooh, ‘L’ is the first letter of the LGBTQ+...
Tough Love
UVic “Modern Love” Stories, inspired by the New York Times column Mabel and I always boasted how we met in a baby group, before our brains were solid. There’s a picture to prove it: in a 2000’s carpeted living room, seven babies sit in Halloween onesies. She was a...
Five ways to NOT get a co-op
From a student who is bitter that they didn’t get one *PLEASE DO NOT FOLLOW THE FOLLOWING ADVICE Oh, hi there. I’m a co-op program reject. Have you ever heard of a creature like me before? I signed up in August. I attended mandatory workshops at UVic through...Our Digital Print Issue
