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I promise I won’t kiss your kitchenware

I promise I won’t kiss your kitchenware

by Dylyn Wilkinson | Jun 12, 2014 | Lifestyle, Sports | Lifestyle

The concept of pansexuality tends to confuse people. “Who wants to make out with frying pans?” someone inevitably quips, and I shake my head and explain that I am not in fact attracted to kitchen utensils, but to people of all genders. Yes, I said all. I’ve found all...

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