by Evan Read Armstrong | Dec 17, 2015 | Humour, Spoof
Dear Abby, I’m writing to you because I’m in the same problem so many women find themselves in. I’m a good girl who’s in love with a bad boy. But not just bad — he’s a criminal. Specifically, a smuggler. I know he’s all wrong for me; he’s arrogant and smug — he always...
by Evan Read Armstrong | Apr 3, 2014 | Lifestyle, Sports | Lifestyle
Two days ago when I was walking my dog, I got picked up by a woman. As I identify as a heterosexual woman, this threw me for a bit of a loop. Not only because this gorgeous woman was apparently into me when I was wearing Uggs and a ketchup-stained t-shirt, but because...
by Evan Read Armstrong | Mar 27, 2014 | Lifestyle, Sports | Lifestyle
What is it about bumping uglies that makes some people behave so ugly? As Canadians, we often pride ourselves on being friendly, but more than anything, we pride ourselves on being polite. We are the true north strong and nice. We are always giving out pleases and...
by Evan Read Armstrong | Mar 13, 2014 | Lifestyle, Sports | Lifestyle
There are some things in life you can’t do twice. You can’t go back to high school and tell yourself not to wear that all-denim outfit on the first day of class because (as much as we all secretly want them to) overalls are never coming back. You...
by Evan Read Armstrong | Feb 27, 2014 | Lifestyle, Sports | Lifestyle
The game has changed, people. Nobody else is saying anything, so I’m taking it upon myself to break the silence and up the ante on dating in 2014, because the rules are different. I myself have never been very good at dating. The forced intimacy, the pretending to...