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The big bang, a.k.a. pigs are bastards
Two days ago when I was walking my dog, I got picked up by a woman. As I identify as a heterosexual woman, this threw me for a bit of a loop. Not only because this gorgeous woman was apparently into me when I was wearing Uggs and a ketchup-stained t-shirt, but because...
Please and spank you: why being polite in the bedroom is the best decision you’ve never made
What is it about bumping uglies that makes some people behave so ugly? As Canadians, we often pride ourselves on being friendly, but more than anything, we pride ourselves on being polite. We are the true north strong and nice. We are always giving out pleases and...
First times, alcohol-free
There are some things in life you can’t do twice. You can’t go back to high school and tell yourself not to wear that all-denim outfit on the first day of class because (as much as we all secretly want them to) overalls are never coming back. You...
‘Snatch Cap,’ and other ways in which technology is ruining the dating world
The game has changed, people. Nobody else is saying anything, so I’m taking it upon myself to break the silence and up the ante on dating in 2014, because the rules are different. I myself have never been very good at dating. The forced intimacy, the pretending to...Our Digital Print Issue
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