by Klara Woldenga | Jan 9, 2014 | A-List, Humour
1. Clean out the fridge Buy new fridge on boxing day. Put the old fridge outside next to garbage with a “Free” sign on it. Not only are you being kind by giving away a free appliance, some lucky person will get all the three-month-old lasagna your mom made you! 2. Go...
by Klara Woldenga | Nov 28, 2013 | A-List, Humour
1. Put everything off until the very last minute All amazing work is done under intense pressure, loud screaming, and too much coffee. 2. Write drunk, edit sober Although this quote may not actually have been said by Hemingway, it was probably said by some other...
by Klara Woldenga | Nov 7, 2013 | A-List, Humour
As kindling Big books usually have many pages that are excellent for starting fires in this chilly season. As a paper weight Why not use more paper to weight down your other paper? As decoration Having a date over? Nothing sets the mood like a biology text book,...
by Klara Woldenga | Nov 7, 2013 | Humour, Stories | Satire
HUMOUR — The Costco staff at Langford was forced to call the authorities last week when a man refused to leave the premises after being caught without a Costco member’s ID. The man, later identified as Alex Hughes, was refused checkout through the cash register when...
by Klara Woldenga | Oct 31, 2013 | Humour, Stories | Satire
HUMOUR — After a month and a half of intensive searching, the missing Environmental Studies students from the University of Victoria have been found. It took several paid private investigators to find the students’ location, but all their hard work has finally paid...