Exposing nude photo leaks for what they are

by | Oct 2, 2014 | Editorials, Opinions

Celebrities, particularly famous women, can hold preciously little as truly private. Their power comes from their allure, their wealth, their talent, but it can all vanish with a few grainy nudes and a few million clicks. Nude photo leaks are nothing new, but they are...

Divesting like a Rockefeller

by | Sep 25, 2014 | Editorials, Opinions

Last weekend, the descendants of oil magnate John D. Rockefeller chose to divest from fossil fuels. Stephen Heintz, chairman of the Rockefeller Brothers Fund, said that the founder of Standard Oil “moved America out of whale oil and into petroleum. We are quite...
Fir tree goes to court

Fir tree goes to court

by | Mar 27, 2014 | Spoof

By Heilman Amos The big fir on the east side of the creek is fed up with tourists calling him old. He promises to fall over on the next bunch of annoying camera-carrying visitors. “I’m serious this time,” the tree warned. “The next time some tourist cuts off one of my...
People in SUB do things?

People in SUB do things?

by | Mar 27, 2014 | Spoof

By Max Power So I saw this guy a while ago? You know, that one guy, with the hair and the shirts? Well, the guy was walking past that place in the SUB, not like the sandwich place, I mean like the Student Whatever Building? And it was that place, you know that place?...

by | Mar 27, 2014 | Humour, Spoof

CLASSIFIEDS WANTED One free object: Must be roughly two to 10 feet in length. Must be light enough to carry home but heavy enough to harm others. Can be made of any substance except loose materials like Jell-O. No questions/cops preferred. Will pick up. E-mail...