General assembly fails to reach quorum . . . again

I wish Coldplay would just go away

Having tuned in to the Super Bowl more at my father’s whim than by any choice of my own, I was greeted with a technicolour display of nauseating exuberance led by the ape-like mannerisms of that consciously-uncoupled-from-Gwyneth-Paltrow no-name-brand vanilla wafer of...