The history is a lie

by | Oct 3, 2012 | Humour, Stories | Satire

Big, dirty words like “lie” and “liberal” get thrown around all the time now. It’s a politically charged time, given the economic collapse of Europe and the shocking theft of Canada’s maple-syrup reserves. And the way that we remember all of this, the way we remember...

Education Hurts

by | Sep 27, 2012 | Humour, Stories | Satire

A lot of you probably don’t know this because you’re on Facebook all day instead of contributing to society, but some people have jobs. And of those people with jobs, some of them are engineers. And I’m not talking about the kind of engineers who give engines more...

Shoot me, please: I’m naked

by | Sep 27, 2012 | Humour, Stories | Satire

I’m writing this to let you know that next Saturday, I will be naked on the balcony of the Delta Hotel. I’d like to be an indelible memory for tourists visiting Victoria. I’d like to welcome them to the city, and since we haven’t slapped billboards up all over the...