by Regan Shrumm | Jan 8, 2015 | Humour, Stories | Satire
Dog enjoy simple things. Food. Human. Food. Belly rubs. Food. Dog friend to Human if food involved. Dog sit for food, Dog lay down for food. Point is, Dog work hard. Unlike Cat. Cat bad. Cat not listen to Human. Dog think maybe Dog get Cat’s food instead for being...
by Regan Shrumm | Dec 8, 2014 | Culture, Events
The winter holidays are a time to think of others, through gift-giving and donations. The Winter Artisan Market held Nov. 25 and 26, allowed shoppers to browse over 30 vendors while contributing to the United Way Campaign. Formerly named the UVic Hearts and Hands...
by Regan Shrumm | Nov 20, 2014 | Humour, Stories | Satire
So I forgot your name. Is it really that big of a deal? I mean the first time we met at Jackie’s party—let’s face it—we were both drunk. I’m surprised that you even remembered my name. It looked like you had gone a little overboard on the peach schnapps. It’s not like...
by Regan Shrumm | Oct 30, 2014 | Culture, Events, Visual Arts
Entering Perpetual Salish at the Legacy Art Gallery, one is introduced to a new artistic landscape. The show features pieces from five contemporary Indigenous artists, who all originate from Central Coast Salish territory, an area now known as Vancouver Island and the...
by Regan Shrumm | Oct 23, 2014 | Humour, Stories | Satire
HUMOUR — Victoria Police arrived on scene to a Gordon Head house late last night, after receiving complaints about a public disturbance from the neighbours. Police entered the basement suite of Lucas McGuire, a 25-year-old UVic geography major and the host of the...