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4 things you actually want for Christmas
Look at your calendar. Now back to me. Now back at your calendar. Now back to me. What is that on your calendar? It looks like a Big Day known…There’s fashionably late—and then there’s American Thanksgiving
American Thanksgiving makes no sense. Now, before any Americans get all up in their right to bear arms and try to shoot me through the head with their grandmother’s shotgun,…F*cking an introvert: 9 things you should know
Editor’s note: During the process of editing this article, a passage was removed from the introduction that was fundamental to the thesis of the piece. After consulting with the author, we’ve agreed…Backyard chickens: ‘til death do us part
Early in the spring of 2014, while my partner and I were planning our garden for the year, we became convinced that in the distant future we should get chickens.…
5 barbaric cultural practices worth tattling on your peers for
If the Conservatives had gotten their way on Oct. 19, the RCMP would be answering your grandma’s calls about her neighbour’s rap music right now via the barbaric cultural practices…NASA and nutjob confirm water, space cows on Mars
In a stunning media release last week, scientists at NASA — and a conspiracy theorist from Victoria — have announced that the red planet may be less barren than was once previously believed. On…Our Digital Print Issue
