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Comics: May 7, 2015

5 things that would improve the Student for a Day tours

I noticed you’ve just completed another round of Student for a Day tours, letting prospective students tour the university and experience student life first-hand.

Keep Your Enemies Closest

Let’s talk about breasts. Roughly half the people on the planet have them, yet many folks are uncomfortable seeing breasts or even talking about them.

Five ways to stay motivated during finals season

Here are five ways to keep yourself motivated and make sure you don’t fall off the self-assured bandwagon.

The UVic Edge

Hi there! This is the abstract concept of UVic speaking. How are you? You look so good. We wanted to tell you about UVic Edge, our new marketing strategy.

Dearest Clothing

Sorry to rain on your parade: it is not officially spring yet.

A-list: 5 ways to get the most out of spring

Winter is finally leaving us, taking long nights for sleeping, cozy sweaters, and hot chocolate along with it. Here are some ways to get a head start on this quickly…

Girl acts as rude in bar washroom as in real life

Friday festivities at Lucky Bar were abruptly halted when local student Brittany Harp cut into the washroom lineup. The 22-year-old, who suffers from Advanced Resting Bitch Face (ARBF), was reportedly…

Hollywood official announces, “We’re out of ideas!”

Variety sources have revealed that Hollywood has finally hit rock bottom as no one can come up with a new, original film. With a lack of new books and newspapers…

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