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Healthy dose of humility
HUMOUR — Gather ’round. Story time. I worked in a corporate office that had a gym on the second floor. It was awesome! Bored at work? No problem! Four floors…
Five ways to appease the midterm gods in this stressful time
1. Sacrifice goat cheese I know they say in order to please the gods you need to sacrifice a whole, live goat, but who can come by that nowadays? Goat…
Oracle investors cry foul after CEO upsets secretary
HUMOUR — On Aug. 17, Oracle founder and CEO Larry Ellison failed to attend his own office birthday party in order to sit in on a casting session for his…
10 things that should have already existed by 2013
1. Hover-objects Hoverboats, hover shoes, if it separates my feet from the ground it’d better hover. Sure, in the film Back to the Future Part II, Marty goes to 2015…
Before you die you see The Ring
HUMOUR — I’ll set the stage for you: The world has been destroyed by some kind of nuclear explosion. Somehow, because of some unexplainable event, the UVic campus has completely…
Local profile: Victoria’s only public conspiracy theorist picketer
HUMOUR — A local man often stands between Douglas and Fort streets holding a sign that reads “The Government taps your phone!” and has been there for over 10 years…
A-List: Top four things I feel guilty for… but not really
1. Eating in the library It’s 1 o’clock. I’m hungry. But I still want to study and I’m too lazy to get up. So I continue to eat in that…
A-List: 10 Ways to fight the fleeting of the summer season
1. Bring a beach ball to class and crowd surf it across the room to keep up the spirit of summer Bring several and an air-pump in case they get…Our Digital Print Issue
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