New Year’s resolutions assessed in March

When the pizza got delivered to the lobby of my apartment, I took the stairs.


Things I believed for too long (as a child and maybe an adult)

Going number two

Breaking the taboo of poo

Strange gas leak at UVic results in increased student focus

A second-year physics class got quite a shock yesterday morning after a mild paralytic gas leaked into the classroom, leaving each student unable to move or speak.

Cyber Valentine’s messages from Grandma

GRANDMA: Hey hunny, I was just wondering if you want to come over tonight.

Four things to do when you’re alone on Valentine’s Day

For every broken heart there is a corresponding act of self-worth to forget this awful holiday.

A new breed of cougar

The cougar is a predatory animal of a territorial class found in every major Canadian habitat.

Harlem Shake (Martlet Edition)

We have a zebra unicorn on staff.

Skiing: it isn’t like riding a bicycle

Ten years ago, I fell into a tree well while skiing.

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