Humour

Sean Bean suffers amnesia

Actor known for portraying characters who die believes himself reincarnated

A single’s guide to the holidays

You’re sitting at a round wooden table in a Starbucks because you couldn’t think of a more original setting for the first date. He’s 10 minutes late.

The real apocalypse of 2012

Due to sudden absence of Wi-Fi and caffeine, North Americans crumble

People dodging: better than intramurals

Here’s what you need to know to get started with the exhilarating campus pastime of people dodging.

Canada to Export Humour to United States

WASHINGTON D.C. — Following a brief meeting with Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper yesterday afternoon, President Barack Obama announced that America will proceed with a controversial plan to import Canadian…

A-List

Things people can have in common that will not help conversation on a first date

I’m 21 years old; leave me alone, marriage-mongers

All the single ladies should not put their hands up — seriously, put them down

Horoscopes for very specific groups of people: Astrology for people who need to figure it out

This is my last horoscope everybody, so pay attention

Bequeathing the last Twinkie on Earth

A final will and testament written in the year 2050