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Letter from the editor: We’ve listened to your feedback, love the Ostrich
We know, we know. The Martlet is too socialist. We're too judgmental. We're too critical. We're too anti-UVic. Anti-oil and pipelines. Anti-UVSS. What are you funding us for, anyways? And…
Exclusive: UVSS slates leaked ahead of 2020 election
As with any good election cycle, though the 2019 student elections are over, our coverage of the 2020 UVSS elections has only just begun. Below are the names and platforms…Valentine’s Day coupons for you and yours
Frantically searching for a last minute gift for your loved one that will perfectly articulate those feelings you’ve been feeling? The Martlet has covered. Cut out any and all of…Lunar eclipse means Valentine’s Day horoscopes not so ideal
With the lunar eclipse occurring right before Valentine’s Day, everything appears to have gone wack this year. From incest to crippling loneliness to possible death, looking to the stars for…Chicken soup for the feverish soul
Ingredients: 1 chicken breast 1 package of noodles, owner unknown (but it’s probably your roommate’s) 2 cups of water 1 cup of vegetable broth (definitely stolen from your roommate) 1…‘Tis the season to be fashionable
Trying to find a new look for the staff Christmas party? Want to make sure you *pop* at the family dinner? Worry no further: ugly sweaters are in this year,…I was the token straight person at the Museum of Sex *NSFW*
This story uses aliases to protect the identities of those involved. In downtown New York, the Museum of Sex (MoSex) draws in thousands of visitors annually, all curious to learn more about…I reviewed the incoming UVSS Lead Director’s Twitter profiles, because why not
I have indisputably good opinions, and I like to share those opinions on Twitter. Not only does it allow me to connect with friends and co-workers, but it keeps me abreast…Our Digital Print Issue
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