by Martlet | Mar 27, 2014 | Spoof
By Bro Tears A man with a banjo was seen singing something on a street downtown last Tuesday at around noonish. It was folk music, or something alternative, and it was definitely acoustic. When we asked the crowd surrounding him what they thought they said, “We’re...
by Martlet | Mar 27, 2014 | Spoof
By Wallace Staples A UVic club that re-creates past events has received disciplinary action for their refusal to acknowledge that, despite the inclusion of a famous author’s book series and subsequent celluloid reproductions in the university’s history curriculum, the...
by Martlet | Mar 27, 2014 | Spoof
By Neil G. Rayzer A local student has been reported as speaking unsolicited to an area senior in the change room of a local gym. According to sources, the elderly man, who declined to be interviewed, reportedly felt “uncomfortable” and “weirded out”, and was unclear...
by Martlet | Mar 27, 2014 | Spoof
By Steezy Zeezy Three bros have denied their alleged involvement in a charity for elderly veterans called “Stoked on Oldies”. Their legal counsel Ben Dover stated, “My clients unequivocally deny the claim that they are spending their time raising money and awareness...
by Martlet | Mar 27, 2014 | Spoof
By Someone Vancouver, B.C. — A local B.C. man has stumbled upon the discovery of a lifetime. Outside the back porch of his modest Georgian estate in North Surrey, Franklin Harrow found what he believes to be not only Aztec treasure, but also incontrovertible proof...