by Spencer Pickles | Mar 19, 2015 | Humour, Stories | Satire
Hi there! This is the abstract concept of UVic speaking. How are you? You look so good. We wanted to tell you about UVic Edge, our new marketing strategy. We were thinking: we enrich the lives of our students, staff, and faculty every day, and we serve society in a...
by Spencer Pickles | Jan 29, 2015 | Humour, Stories | Satire
HUMOUR — The Centre for Athletics, Recreation and Special Abilities (CARSA), originally slated for a Fall 2013 launch, was finally not unveiled at a ceremony last Thursday. “We were upset at having to move the date back, but we felt it was worth taking the time to...
by Spencer Pickles | Jan 29, 2015 | Campus, News
Student groups want UVic to divest from fossil fuel holdings, but the University has another connection to the oil industry: the training and recruitment of employees. In the past five years, eight per cent of the environmental studies co-op placements were with...
by Spencer Pickles | Oct 9, 2014 | Humour, Stories | Satire
HUMOUR—Bees are weird, right? They’re bugs (gross), yellow (tacky), and they’ll stab you with their butt if they so much as catch you eyeballing their queen. So then why are all these scientists trying to get us to care that they’re suddenly dying out? What I’m...
by Spencer Pickles | Apr 3, 2014 | Op-eds, Opinions, Uncategorized
The average voter turnout in Mali’s general election is 21.3 per cent, the lowest of any country. National officials blame low turnout on a lack of faith in democracy and the repeated threat of suicide bombings. So what’s UVic’s excuse? In 2014, the voter turnout for...