Humour

Open letter from a mailman: Please don’t sell me out to robots

These days, it feels like we mail persons are severely underappreciated. I’m not sure people realize how the mail magically shows up at their house anymore. It’s not even those…

COMIC: “When I grow up…”

Comic: May 12

I was the token straight person at the Museum of Sex *NSFW*

This story uses aliases to protect the identities of those involved.  In downtown New York, the Museum of Sex (MoSex) draws in thousands of visitors annually, all curious to learn more about…

I reviewed the incoming UVSS Lead Director’s Twitter profiles, because why not

I have indisputably good opinions, and I like to share those opinions on Twitter. Not only does it allow me to connect with friends and co-workers, but it keeps me abreast…

PHOTO ESSAY: In search of the UVic Edge

“You’ll tell them the next thing will be better because it always is.” — Don Draper ”I’m on the edge of glory, and I’m hanging on a moment of truth.”…

Jesus was found behind my couch, and he’s pretty tight

If anyone’s been looking for him, Jesus is at my place. I’m still not entirely sure how he got there, but there he is, and there he’ll presumably stay. At…

I gave up pretending to be @dril on Yik Yak after mods kept deleting my shit

Last issue, I expressed my disdain for Yik Yak and the woes of anonymity within an open forum, and while I admit that piece may have lacked a certain nuance,…

HUMOUR: I got high and asked why UVic’s Webmail looks so ’90s

I met my guide, Don, a middle-aged systems administrator with dad jeans and a friendly mustache in an unknown wing of the Clearihue basement. I walked over to shake his hand…