Spoof
Jesus was found behind my couch, and he’s pretty tight
If anyone’s been looking for him, Jesus is at my place. I’m still not entirely sure how he got there, but there he is, and there he’ll presumably stay. At…I gave up pretending to be @dril on Yik Yak after mods kept deleting my shit
Last issue, I expressed my disdain for Yik Yak and the woes of anonymity within an open forum, and while I admit that piece may have lacked a certain nuance,…HUMOUR: I got high and asked why UVic’s Webmail looks so ’90s
I met my guide, Don, a middle-aged systems administrator with dad jeans and a friendly mustache in an unknown wing of the Clearihue basement. I walked over to shake his hand…The UVSS and SPCA are teaming up to give new graduates aging dogs instead of degrees
For the past couple of years, the terrors of exam time have been mediated with the Pacific Animal Therapy Society (PATS), the UVSS’s De-Stress Week campaign puppy playtime. Now, De-Stress…Dating advice for a galaxy far, far away
Dear Abby, I’m writing to you because I’m in the same problem so many women find themselves in. I’m a good girl who’s in love with a bad boy. But…
Fir tree goes to court
By Heilman Amos The big fir on the east side of the creek is fed up with tourists calling him old. He promises to fall over on the next bunch…
People in SUB do things?
By Max Power So I saw this guy a while ago? You know, that one guy, with the hair and the shirts? Well, the guy was walking past that place…
Our Digital Print Issue
Recent Posts
} January 23, 2025