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Zombie support group

“Humans seem to forget that zombies are people too, we’re just undead.

Actual death at murder mystery party

HUMOUR — Victoria Police arrived on scene to a Gordon Head house late last night, after receiving complaints about a public disturbance from the neighbours. Police entered the basement suite…

EAT BEES

“Bees are jerks and not even cool jerks like Walter White or Steve Jobs.”

Five important lessons you learn from riding the bus

1. MANY ITEMS GAIN HUMAN STATUS AND CAN TAKE UP SEATS This can include books, backpacks, and passengers’ lattés. 2. SEATBELTS AREN’T A CONCERN WHEN YOU ARE LARGE AND NEVER…

Canucks seek fresh start with new players, coaches

Yes, it’s that time of year again. After three long days without it in your living rooms, on your home pages, or guided down your throat with all the compassion…

What’s not funny?

Periodically, I laugh when another student makes a blatantly obvious comment in class, a comment so primal and basic, that it appears erroneous to state such an ‘insight’ at all.…

You can’t say that: Comedy, censorship, and sensitivity

Sitting in his new office on the Fine Arts side o’ town (just across from his old haunts at the Phoenix Theatre), Mark Leiren-Young looks like the kind of professor…

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Five ways to beat writer’s block

It’s that time of year again where you are forced to write papers about things that are stupid and meaningless totally worth your time and effort. Here are some ways…

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