by Alain Williams | Sep 20, 2012 | Humour
Aries (March 21 – April 19) Major changes are coming for you soon. Kind of like puberty! You know, with the sudden teeth growth, the bad skin and the shitty fashion. It may have something to do with that hickey from last week, but who can be sure, right? Just keep the...
by Alain Williams | Sep 20, 2012 | Humour, Stories | Satire
In anticipation of the upcoming release of the iPhone 5, questions have been raised about the exact capabilities of this new technological wonder. For instance, will every iPhone 4S self-destruct on the iPhone 5’s release date? Does every iPhone 5 really contain trace...
by Alain Williams | Sep 20, 2012 | Humour, Stories | Satire
– Hey, just want to say I’m sorry I pocket-texted you in the middle of your orthodontist appointment. I know when you have an appointment you only keep your phone on for emergencies, so I’m sorry you had to swallow some fluoride and reach down to your vibrating pocket...
by Alain Williams | Sep 20, 2012 | Op-eds, Opinions
Those who know me well know I’m a huge hockey fan. Lately, I’ve been asked about my thoughts on the current NHL labour dispute that has ripped something I hold very dear clean out of my grasp. NHL revenue has increased from $2.1 to $3.3 billion US since the last...
by Alain Williams | Sep 20, 2012 | Editorials, Opinions
What do job statistics even mean? They can be good at capturing general career trends, but it’s hard to get a detailed story about what’s happening with certain careers. Job seekers in B.C. can quickly get a good overview of their chosen industry via the government...