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The Student Bawdy: Surviving the March misery of student life

The Student Bawdy: Surviving the March misery of student life

by Ella Weatherilt | Mar 28, 2013 | Sports | Lifestyle

March is the gauntlet. It’s a test to see if you are worthy of the student lifestyle. I’m not talking 99-cent ramen and Criminal Minds marathons; I mean the casual sex and stories to make your future grandkids cringe. Maybe only arts students will agree with me on...

The Student Bawdy: For your viewing pleasure

by Ella Weatherilt | Mar 14, 2013 | Sports | Lifestyle

Porn, in my opinion, has always been a good thing — even in my adolescent years, when I utilized my new-found ability to clear search history in the hours when I was left at home alone. Yes, at the time I thought it was shameful. But that’s part of what makes porn so...
The Student Bawdy: Surviving the March misery of student life

The Student Bawdy: The Trans Can and the Trans-can’ts

by Ella Weatherilt | Feb 28, 2013 | Sports | Lifestyle

  Spring break is, for some, the fabulous noncommittal period when you fly off to an exotic destination and hump someone with an accent in an unfamiliar setting. Words like “getaway” and “all-inclusive” come to mind as you picture yourself, youthful, fabulously...

The Student Bawdy: Reluctantly learning to love the long D

by Ella Weatherilt | Feb 7, 2013 | Sports | Lifestyle

The long and the short of it is that long-distance relationships suck. Not in the “I’m forlorn because my lover has gone away to distant lands” kind of way, but in the “I miss the person that I really dig and I’m super horny” kind of way. Not exactly the stuff you...

The Student Bawdy: Females feelin’ blue

by Ella Weatherilt | Jan 24, 2013 | Sports | Lifestyle

The first time I heard about blue balls, I was 14. Like most of my primary exposure to sexual education, this information was given to me by one of my similarly adolescent male friends and accepted with a mix of interest and amazement. The idea that dudes experienced...
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