by Klara Woldenga | Apr 3, 2014 | A-List, Humour
1 Don’t sleep Sleep is the enemy; do you really think you do anything productive when you sleep? You don’t have time to lie around all night. Fight back with caffeine pills, drugs you buy off the street, and snorting coffee grounds. 2 Suck up to your professors by...
by Klara Woldenga | Mar 27, 2014 | Humour, Stories | Satire
HUMOUR—Kazuo Furuya, Japan’s CEO (Cuteness Engineer Operator) has published a report stating Japan’s plan to increase their mascots’ cuteness efficiency by 30 per cent by 2015. Japan is well known for their mascots, such as the popular Pikachu from Pokémon, who has...
by Klara Woldenga | Mar 20, 2014 | Features, Graphic
Victoria is a city that’s known for its humble but prominent arts scene, consisting of contemporary and alternative visual artists as well as bigger local names, such as Emily Carr. The city has its fair share of local galleries and street art, much like Vancouver,...
by Klara Woldenga | Mar 20, 2014 | A-List, Humour
Spring is a tricky season to keep around; with a little group effort, we can work together to make sure that spring isn’t going anywhere. Make sure you have the proper equipment.Proper camouflage for grassy terrain is a must. Don’t forget your seasonal net and spring...
by Klara Woldenga | Mar 13, 2014 | A-List, Humour
Taco Bell. It’s more than a lesson—it’s a taco. Thirty minutes is an excruciating long time to wait for pizza to be delivered to your home and is best done with the emotional support of others. Adventure Time is a very complex cartoon show. Don’t get me started on my...