Coffee shop opens —serves coffee!

Coffee shop opens —serves coffee!

by | Mar 27, 2014 | Spoof

By Agnes Elliott Doyle A brand new coffee shop is slated to open in Victoria next week. There is high demand for another one to open, since according to studies the current number of cafés (the specific count unknown) isn’t quite fiercely competitive enough. I sat...
Ford stupored, remains mayor

Ford stupored, remains mayor

by | Mar 27, 2014 | Spoof

 By Gaberaham Lunncoln Toronto Mayor Rob Ford was found this past week to be acting in a ludicrous manner in the presence of the media and all those wielding iPhones. Seen in a shaky video featuring poor sound quality, the mayor was acting rambunctious during a city...
UVSS bans itself from the SUB

UVSS bans itself from the SUB

by | Mar 27, 2014 | Spoof

By Neil G. Rayzer In an effort to be taken more seriously by students, the UVSS voted unanimously to ban itself from the SUB. An unnamed interim representative was quoted as saying: “The UVSS has always been an agent for underrepresented social movements and groups,...
Lone banjo player plays music downtown sometimes

Lone banjo player plays music downtown sometimes

by | Mar 27, 2014 | Spoof

By Bro Tears A man with a banjo was seen singing something on a street downtown last Tuesday at around noonish. It was folk music, or something alternative, and it was definitely acoustic. When we asked the crowd surrounding him what they thought they said, “We’re...