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Sheep are the real heroes
I’ve recently discovered the wonders of what is perhaps fashion’s best-kept secret—the scarf. I’d always dismissed the scarf as a ridiculous gesture toward high fashion, or perhaps an errant nod…
Six ways to ensure you don’t trip before the finish line this semester
1 Don’t sleep Sleep is the enemy; do you really think you do anything productive when you sleep? You don’t have time to lie around all night. Fight back with caffeine…
9 frugal tips for the struggling student
With the end of the semester around the corner, many students are finding their wallets so light they need to tie them down. Here are some tips for our struggling…
Japan announces plan to make mascots 30% cuter
HUMOUR—Kazuo Furuya, Japan’s CEO (Cuteness Engineer Operator) has published a report stating Japan’s plan to increase their mascots’ cuteness efficiency by 30 per cent by 2015. Japan is well known…
B.C. Transit bus arrives on time, citizens of Victoria shocked
HUMOUR—As the sun was just shedding its morning rays on Victoria, second-year UVic student Pelty Grables arrived at her bus stop on McKenzie Avenue. A few other bus riders stood…
How to make sure spring is here to stay
Spring is a tricky season to keep around; with a little group effort, we can work together to make sure that spring isn’t going anywhere. Make sure you have the…
10 important lessons learned smoking the green stuff
Taco Bell. It’s more than a lesson—it’s a taco. Thirty minutes is an excruciating long time to wait for pizza to be delivered to your home and is best done…Our Digital Print Issue
