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The UVSS will now be editing our stories so they are ‘on message’
Finally, the UVSS has kindly decided to edit our articles before they are published.Ka-ching! Ka-ching! Hear those graduation bells ring!
With all the pressure that comes with graduation, it can be difficult to look on the bright side. But the Ostrich is here to help. As a graduating student, you…Letter from the editor: We’ve listened to your feedback, love the Ostrich
We know, we know. The Martlet is too socialist. We're too judgmental. We're too critical. We're too anti-UVic. Anti-oil and pipelines. Anti-UVSS. What are you funding us for, anyways? And…The BC Ferries survival handbook
How to make the most of your hour-and-a-half boat ride It’s that time of year again — students are soon to find themselves soliciting services from an organization that every Vancouver Island uncle…5 ways to make your man think you’re a goddess in bed
(According to the patriarchy) 1. Always be excited and ready to have sex whenever your man wants it . . . But don’t have a sex drive of your own The first step to…Where were you when Trump won?
On Nov 8, 2016, I was finishing my anthropology midterm at Camosun College. The midterm was in the evening and took place the night of the 45th U.S. presidential election.…Students no longer reading just email subject lines
Students are now taking care to read the body text of emails sent to them by the UVSS and their contractors as opposed to just skimming the subject line. The…Students sink their teeth into spooky new food truck
A new food vendor has been spotted on campus: Romilda’s Cemedairy, an ice cream truck that serves unique flavours including blood orange, surimi, graphite, and despair. You can identify the…Our Digital Print Issue
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