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5 ways to make your man think you’re a goddess in bed

5 ways to make your man think you’re a goddess in bed

by Jenna MacNeily | Feb 18, 2018 | Humour, Stories | Satire

(According to the patriarchy) 1. Always be excited and ready to have sex whenever your man wants it . . . But don’t have a sex drive of your own The first step to pleasing your man is to always meet his needs. Studies show that men are simply hornier than women, so...

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