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You know you’re a first year when

Well, class has just begun, you’ve settled into residence and you’re thinking that this is how your first year will play out. You’re wrong. You’ve only had a taste, but…

Bear sues for slander in response to accusations of attempted assault

HUMOUR — A Victoria local, Derrick Langer, reported that he was attacked by a black bear during a hike near Cordova Beach last Wednesday. According to Langer, the hike started…

A-List: Oh boy, it’s sunny

In case my sarcastic tone did not come across in the headline, let me explain.

Scientists create jumbo shrimp, discover new element

Monsanto scientists began working towards making genetically modified shrimp for the popular restaurant chain Red Lobster, but created more than they had intended.

A-List: Extremely specific moments worth time travelling to

Let’s face it, we live in a world where Yahoo! owns Tumblr and Greek yogurt is produced en masse in North America. Time travel can’t be far off.

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InDesign tools I wish I could use in real life

Stephen holds public apology on behalf of entire parliament

This afternoon Stephen Harper addressed the public on behalf of the entire Parliament to apologize for actions in yesterday’s budget meeting.

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Lessons from film director John Hughes

UVic’s drunken deer

Campus deer. They’re a breed separate from the modern-day nuisance of city deer.