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5 ways to make your man think you’re a goddess in bed
(According to the patriarchy) 1. Always be excited and ready to have sex whenever your man wants it . . . But don’t have a sex drive of your own The first step to…A Martlet-themed Valentine’s Day film like every other
Adapted from the erotic version The sun sets over a quiet campus. Finals season and shorter days are the perfect combination to encourage students to go back to their homes…The Martlet’s 2018 Sex Survey results
The results are in: consent is sexy From the 289 participants of this year’s sex survey (comprised of 284 online, and five who bravely handed theirs in person), we learned…Things to do in Victoria next time you’re waiting for a tsunami
1. Go for a hike Victoria is home to some amazing natural landscapes, and the hours before the total devastation of Vancouver Island is as good a time as any…White lies
I’m tired of being disenfranchised. As a white cis male, I am deeply disturbed by advances in the field of equality. Whereas once our voices would be the only ones…White Lies
I’m tired of being disenfranchised. As a white cis male, I am deeply disturbed by advances in the field of equality. Whereas once our voices would be the only ones…Dear Birdie: Coping with pals, programs, and pathogens
Dear Birdie: My best friend and I used to hang out all the time in high school, but now that we’re in different programs at UVic, she’s been spending a…Our Digital Print Issue
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